Another week in the books, more splendid one sheets delivered to you in this week’s edition of the web’s Original Movie Poster Round-Up.  The brand new The Ministers poster is here, with a cool twist on the cross. The final one-sheet for the animated Astro Boy is up as well.  The House of the Devil poster is courtesy of STYD.  Here is Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut Whip It movie poster.  Alternatively titled, “Selling Ellen Page.”  The release date has been moved up to October 2nd as well. When did Ellen become Brad Pitt?  Speaking of Mr. Pitt, the rejected Inglourious Basterds movie poster below gives you sort of a noirish, Indiana Jones feel, no?  Then the other, designed by artist Tyler Stout (courtesy of GATW) gives a better rep of the movie IMO.

Michael Sheen’s The Damned United follows.  We also give you a new one sheet for Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant.  I only give you the poster for I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, not because it is a particularly cool poster, its not bad though, or because it will be a big film, I suspect not, but rather because I hope they do – serve beer down there that is.  IMP Awards serving us the cold ones to keep us all in the know.  Finally, there is the lovely Carla Gugino, going blonde for the sexy new comedy Women In Trouble.  I do believe Carla would be trouble.  So the ad is presumed accurate.  Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story is near the bottom of this post (I still can’t get enough of that trailer!).

You want the poster for George Clooney’s The Men Who Stare At Goats?  Thought so; you got it!  Three new disastrous posters for 2012 are here.  While disaster flicks may be old news, these are pretty wild.  I give you Agora, you add the phobia, for Rachel Weisz’s new poster. And since so many of you clearly want Jennifer’s Body (Megan Fox’s in this case), regardless of the language, I couldn’t help but oblige.  Enjoy!