UPDATE: The video has been removed from everywhere at Paramount’s request. I guess it WASN’T the first legal footage. We’re still waiting on that.

Michael Bay posted this video on his website (shockingly enough, titled  MichaelBay.com), which contains a 90-second scene from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen as well as some brief clips of other carnage and mayhem (Bayhem?) we can look forward to seeing in the upcoming sequel.

Remember when Bumblebee peed on John Turturro’s character in the first Transformers film? That was Michael Bay’s idea. He thought it would be funny. Those who got the joke will probably be good with this scene. Those who didn’t (aka me) might not be too pleased about what we get to see here. Bumblebee cries. Holy goodness. They’re not human, they’re robots! I’m also pretty sure I spotted a Transformer using the aid of a cane in the subsequent clips. As far as I’m concerned, it’s that type of crap that hampered Transformers the last time. I was hoping it would be avoided this time, but that doesn’t appear to be the case. Ho-hum.

On a positive note, all of the other footage in this video looks promising. So, let’s get excited about that.